HOLBROOK'S HAUNTED MANSION

IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE HALLOWEEN WHEN ALL THROUGH MY MANSION
NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN IN THE OTHER DIMENSION.
I JUST PREPARED MY COFFIN FOR A FULL MOON NAP
WHEN CREEPY PUMPKINS BEGAN TO SING AND RAP.
ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEARD SUCH A CLATTER
I THREW OPEN THE SHUTTER TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER.
A SEXY YOUNG WITCH FLEW AROUND ON HER BROOM
WAKING THE DEAD, BUT WITHOUT THE GLOOM AND DOOM.
"TRICK OR TREAT," SHE SAID WITH A FRIGHT.
"HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL,
AND TO ALL HAVE A SPOOKY, NAUGHTY NIGHT."