TO HELL WITH PUMPKINS

Halloween pumpkins haunted the badlands out west.
They frightened people to death which made them the best.
“A fine gift they would make,” said the pumpkin reaper one day.
The three he deceived thought they were off to a spooky play.
Sailing down rivers of boiling lava where they didn't belong,
And deep beneath the earth they heard his strange song.
“To hell with pumpkins and these three are the best.
To hell with pumpkins and I’ll be back for the rest.”